Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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