- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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