- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

womens rights.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

My love life

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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