What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Women's rights

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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