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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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