What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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The Game.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Nuneaton..

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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