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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

to get to the other side.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

i died. new product by steve jobs

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

So I was walking down the road today

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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