What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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CHORGLUND

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Christianity

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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your life

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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