Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

what is the color of a burp burple

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

knock knock whos their a person

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

You will not press the like button.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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