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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

why did the boy die? because he got shot

One below was by me: Walter H

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Horse with a chair on his head.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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