How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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