Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Life

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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