Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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