Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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hey John will you make some copies

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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