- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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