An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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I'm hungry.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Replacement Referees

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Guess what? Bananas

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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