- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Penis.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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