- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Penis.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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