Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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