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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

get in the car.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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