- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

I woke up today

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Those last 4 were by: Walter

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