- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

7+5=12

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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