- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

scientology.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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