- Anti Joke

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Woman rights.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.