- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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