What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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