Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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