i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

That's what SHE said!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

this is not a joke.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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