What did Washington say to California? WC

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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PEANIS!

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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