Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Compton

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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