- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

what are three short words? i a am

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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