- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

joke under this line wins _________________________

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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