- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

A blind man walks into a wall.

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