- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

knock knock? come in

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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