i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Anti Joke

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