- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Whats worse than suicide? death

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

I can count to potato.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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