- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Is maynaise an instrument?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.