Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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The Female Orgasm

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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The truth is he loves her!!

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Where's the soap?

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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