some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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I'm HIV positive.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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