Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Matt is a Duster!

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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