How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

smell the vitamin C

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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