- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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