- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

I regret everything.....

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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