Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Yanter, Look it up

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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