- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Justin Bieber.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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