- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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