- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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