Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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