What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Women's Rights

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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