- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did? Yes

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

a. why? b. because

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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