A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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You're tall.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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