- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

a. why? b. because

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

I? Everett

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Logan's gay

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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