What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Your face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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