A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Your face

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

ecks! why zee?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

hi

9/11

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

PENIS

OOOOPPS /

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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