why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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chirs

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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