-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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