Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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