- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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