how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Derp

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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