- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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