Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Women's rights

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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