did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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shut up kobe!

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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poop

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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