why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

YEAH THEY DO!

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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