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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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