- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

there was once a jew

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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