A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

._____________________. Whale!

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Adam Chebali has no life

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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