What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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._____________________. Whale!

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Roses are red.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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KOOKABURRA

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Anti Joke

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