Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Whats green? The color green.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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