- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

WOw you have no life

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

can you touch your toes? no

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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