- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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