- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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