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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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