a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Dumb

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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