1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

No, Trinidad.

willie revilame

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Replacement Referees

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Oh s***

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

knock knock no ones home

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