- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What's your guys names?

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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