- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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