What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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