Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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can you touch your toes? no

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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