Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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