Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Pandas Everywhere!!!

It says so on your cap.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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