- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

I regret everything.....

Guess who is violent. Osama

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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