- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Black...

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Your Mother

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Dogs

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

womens rights

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

women's rights

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??