- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

wanna here a good joke? me too.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

How does shit taste?\ Good.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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