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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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