- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's a joke? Funny

taking out the trash... at night

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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