- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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