- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

He walked in a bar

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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