- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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