- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

justin littleton being sucessful

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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