Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

boys

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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