- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

9/11.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

i love to lick...

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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