- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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