A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Chuck norris

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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