What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Chuck norris

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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