- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

oh no, i've lost my tractor

guess what what that wasnt it

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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