What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Bob Saget that is all

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Your dads dead. lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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