why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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one morning i turned on my tv

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How high is a Chinaman

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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