Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Your mother is so fat.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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