Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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