A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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A gay man watches football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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