What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Wanker

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did death say to life? Go die

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

William wright is Gay

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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