- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.