Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What's the deal with brown?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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