What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

nickel back

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Girls soccer

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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