Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Your mom is not fat!

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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