- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Barack Obama plays basketball

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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