What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Are you a tree

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Christianity

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your life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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