why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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