- Anti Joke

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!